What a day of divine favour/appointments!
So was in court today, as u do, what
a day of divine appointments.
My solicitor Nick is (best friend) Martin's jujitsu sparring partner!! They were having
a cuddle and trying to rip each others
heads off just last friday! Boys
will be boys!
(Where as the `respectable
gentleman' favoured by the police
spends his spare time rampaging
around with a baseball bat/machete
before going home 2 rape your 12
year old daughter)
It's time the men of this country
stood up for our women and cleaned
house.
All done! In and out in 3 minutes...
So long till the 16th July... though
◦ that might be the Crown Court..
◦ though the CPS aint charged me
yet...
Standing outside the court
pissing myself laffing!
Just sent this 2 Martin..
◦ Met your sheriff of Nottingham/
Sutton-on-the-Hill neighbour's
boss/owner/godfather, how
ever it works in fancy dress
outside the cathedral after court,
complete with skirt/kilt, morning
coat, epée on his belt, had a
great chat! Told him I'd been a
very naughty boy, he told he was
○ in charge of law & order for the
whole of Derbyshire - I guess that
◦ makes me Robin Hood - Friar
Tuck (TickTok?!) more like! He
was with the Mayor of the county
or something, basically a pissed
off farmer whod decided 2 fight
back, Reform, had a chat about
my political past, sounds like he
wants to rope me in! Wish I'd
got a selfie with the pair, them in
kilts/swords/suits/chains, me
in my colourful hoodie/baseball
hat/stupid grin! Missed a
chance there!
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